[tpaxton23]

Dear Diesel,

I asked my mom, she said you can come live here. I would love to have a brother and trust me, mom knows better than to touch the hair, the only people that do that is the groomers, she will give us a bath and brush us, but she can barely pull her own hair up into a ponytail so you'd be safe here.

Mommy just signed me up for the soccer team, so you'd have to promise to practice lots with me, and keep your hands off BOBO, he's all mine. Mommy lets me watch COPS all the time, it's my favorite show, she says she thinks i'm too young, but I insist, I just love the sirens! She takes me for walks with my cousin Hines (like Hines Ward - Pittsburgh Steeler) he's a cool guy, but he won't play soccer with me, he likes football.

The mailbox is attached to the garage so that pesky mailman doesn't come near the porch. I just started sleeping with Mommy and Daddy, I don't know if there would be room in bed for you as well, but you can have my old bed. Please let me know if you decide to come live with me. -Vinnie

Wow, that sounds pretty good. I love Cops too. I need my own BOBO though and I have to sleep in the big bed with Mom and Dad too. Vinnie, you aren't a gangster are you?