 Help, I think I need a new mommy!!
I fink my mom has finally lost it. She put my hair in pigtails last night. Hello mom, I'm a boy It's just not right and she even took me for our walk this way. One of the neighbors even commented on how "cute" my hair wooked. Why didn't my brother Dylan have to wear pigtails, he's a bigger sissy then me.
Any mommies out there that would never put my hair in pigtails and let me wear camo and do only boy stuff? If so, please come and get me. I'm at the house with all the barking.
Love,
Diesel
1. See, pigtails
2. I am not smiling
3. Proof she must not love me - Dylan with only a ponytail |