Omgosh I nearly died trying to hold my laughter until we were in the car.
My mother in law is constantly saying things about Susanah. Things like:
"I don't believe she's a pretty as that other one you had."
"She's going to be a big dog."
"Her hair looks funny. She's too dark."
Basically annoying negative comments. Well, she has this chihuahua named Peppy. Last night she started in on how huge Susanah is (its interesting to note here that she is LESS THAN HALF the size of Peppy
). So DH looked at her and said, "You know, Peppy has little ears for a chihuahua. Are you sure he's pure? Is he AKC like Susanah or is he registered elsewhere?"
It was just so funny that DH is the one who said it. Normally its ME saying it and he's clapping his hand over my mouth and dragging me out of there.