You would think Paris would learn. Remember a few years ago when she lost her beloved Tinkerbell for a few weeks and there were photos of her everywhere posting lost signs. I think the official story from her people was that Tinkerbell has been at Paris' grandmother's house the whole time and Paris had just "forgotten."

All the blogs and gossip mags always claim that Paris actually never found Tinkerbell and just replaced her with a lookalike.
PARIS: watch your dogs!