DH is so Mr Alpha dog and our dogs need to be crate trained and blah blah blah. We Destiny is perfectly potty trained so she quickly got him wrapped around her lil paw too! She gets to sleep on the bed! I never thought I would see this, EVER!! And on his pillow! And when she wakes up at 4-5am to go potty, she comes back to bed and sleeps on Daddy's chest! Hummph! I'm outraged! But then I melt at the sight of them together! I have a pic in my phone, but don't know how to get it to my computer to upload it! The email thingy won't work!!
So by the sounds of your story, maybe it would've just been you who was homeless! At this rate, we'll be roommates! Hehe!