Dear Kristy!
Well, today is the changing day! Because from this moment on, as you read this post, you are only allowed to read YT when every other chore is done.
This is not up for discussion, it is a rule and you have to abide by it.
If you don't you will end up on wellfare and not being able to afford being neat stuff for your dogs. Your friends will take off since they think you are a slob who lives in a pigsti and people will point at you in the streets and yank their kids aways from you because of the sanitary danger.
There you have it - now go clean - we look forward to having you back - when your chores are done!!!!