Ha Ha this is funny. Ellile is the same way. She poops in the house all the time. She pees in the house if she can't hold it or if shes locked up by herself. Every time someone is in the kitchen she has to see what's going on and pace to try and signal that she wants food NOW. If you are cutting something up on the counter she stands there and barks. She barks at and bites the vacuum, mop, broom and ironing board (if you are not careful trying to calm her down she will scratch you). She has to do tricks for her food but at the same time is growling. When she wants her food and you haven't told her she can go ahead and eat she will mouth your hand as a warning bite. She won't pee in the rain. She marks her territory at other people's houses and the petstore. She squirms in your arms so much in the pet store that you get scratched and can't calm her down. She is dog aggressive and growls and nips if they are bothering her. She seems to be child aggressive and has snapped at one. When people come to the door she has a fit and barks. Oh the joys of Yorkies.