OMG I remember this thread. Thanks for bumping it up, it's hysterically funny and I needed a good laugh!
Jake sleeps with us, so he's in our bed when.....well, you know lol
He just lays at the foot of the bed and waits for it to be over. Then, he comes up to the head of the bed, situates himself as close to me as he can get, heaves a heavy sigh......like "geez took ya long enough".....then goes to sleep lol