Hey, is it too late to join?????? I'd love to be a whack job. (I'm already the crazy dog lady

)I don't spend hours grooming Ginger anymore...but.....
1. We too have more dog beds than dogs.
2. Every night when I'm making dinner I spread a comforter out on the kitchen floor (lol I have a small kitchen so it covers the entire floor) so that the yorkies have a soft spot to play.
3. Ginger definitely has more new clothes than me
4. Doctor??? Do I have a doctor??? Yet, I'm on first name basis with the vet.
5. Most of the "good convenient storage" in our home is designated for doggie items.
6. We tore out the backyard landscaping and started inviting 10-15 small dogs and their people to our yard each week so that Ginger and Bernie can make friends (small dog club)
7. Have never been on a vacation without them. Look only for vacations where they can go.
8. Several "dorkie" outings each week, plus daily walks, dog club (see above)
9. MANY more visitors here for them than for us
Yikes, I better stop...this list could get really long.