Gotta protect those hoo-hoos
OK - here's my list:
1. My babies get all the visitors here, not me
2. The babies get at least one delivery per week from UPS (working on their
wardrobes) and THEY get to open the package.
3. The babies have more toys than my kids did when they were little
4. The babies have a huge selection of bath and beauty products - it equals
mine.
5. I talk to them on the phone from work. I call and have my son put them
speakerphone so I can talk to them.
6. They get a special meal cooked just for them once a week
7. I refer to them as babies at all times!
This is one time when I WANT to be a whack job
I wanna join the club, Villette, but the babies' hair isn't long enough to braid (yet) . Can I still be
a member?