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When I was married 40 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
...Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and 55" plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, watching a black and white TV, and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-lifecrises....
(Please note, the above message is copied from an e-mail I received, and not necessarily my perspective on marriage) |