It's been in the 90's here & no rain for weeks

...I've had to water my flower pots twice a day....grass is brown & crunchy....I have to put ice in the dogs bowls so I went through a large bag of ice in a few days...
Trying to cook all meals on the grill so I don't have to fire up the stove (note to self, don't try bacon again) .....
Haven't had a decent diet pop in weeks...the darn ice melts faster than I drink, it's a little gross drinking brown water....I'm sick of the cup sweating every time I set it down...
My make up melted & slid off my face...burned my feet trying to walk across the wooden deck....every time sweat runs down my back I think it's a bug up there & start flipping my shirt up & down...
Other than that it's been a pretty nice summer.....