This is beyond ''rude''!...
About a month ago I caught Daisy walking, yes,
WALKING on all four paws on the table!!!

I went mad! Of course no one else was in the living room as I caught her by peeping to see what she was up to. I scolded her, "No table!!" She later apologized with kisses.
See, we have a coffee table in the living room where my hubby and I have TV dinners most of the time. The coffee table is the same height as the sofa so that's how Daisy has access to it.
Even worse, a few days later, we had plates of bbq chicken on the table, and I was in the shower, hubby comes upstairs to tell me dinner's ready and he goes back downstairs to Daisy with a big piece of chicken in her mouth!

My hubby
hollered at her and she was so scared she dropped the chicken on the floor and ran away sprinkling
pee on the floor!
So to this day, we have yet to see her near that table.
This is definately a story I'll always remember because it's partially so funny yet so rude!