Mine is truly the best! LOL
We've called Chloe Turd Fergusen for a while now. (Anyone familiar with the celebrity jeopardy skit from SNL? Norm MacDonald plays Burt Reynolds who changes his name to Turd Fergusen.)
So back when Chloe was still not housebroken, one day, she was taking forever to poop, I tried to encourage her to poop by boosting her ego. Perhaps she didn't believe she could really do it on the grass, so I started saying she was a little Turd Machine, a turd factory, my little Turd Fergusen. Ever since that, that has been one of her most used nicknames.