[Graleyne]

It got quiet in my house. Too quiet. When it gets quiet in my house it usually means A) doggies are into something they aren't supposed to be into and don't want to get caught or B) doggies are sleeping. Usually it's A.

I looked over and saw Josephine sleeping in her little bed. I did not see Susanah.

I called her. I did not see Susanah.

I checked the kitchen, bathroom, daughter's bedroom, all the places she is not supposed to be or could get in the most trouble in. I did not see Susanah.

I started to panic. My son took the garbage out earlier and what if Susanah ran out the door and no one noticed? I began to have trouble breathing and was starting to shake.

My daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, Susanah is right there!"

Want to know where Susanah was? Do you? Huh? Really?

IN MY ARMS! What's worse is the whole time I was frantically searching for her, I was holding her and petting her! I was even kissing her!

I have no excuse or explanation other than a lot of yorkies have gone missing lately and I am paranoid.