my boyfriend has a REALLY weird phobia .. he's DEATHLY afraid of LOBSTERs and CRABS!!!
funny story .. my mom was prepping crabs to be cooked for a vietnamese dish. she had some steaming, some live ones. so me, being the sweet and loving gf i am

, I grab one of the steam ones (see i'm nice) and while he was choosing a movie for us to watch and had his back to me, I poke him with a claw ... him thinking it was me getting his attention turns around and what does he see ... a CRAB 2" away from his face!!! Next thing I know he's on the ground screaming like a girl .. hehehehe

that was a good day. lol
as for me ... the typical heights, spiders/bugs in general, my mom when she's mad, hmm .. i can't really think it things right now, but when i do i'll let you all know