Mango, my demented 7 month old, is just BEYOND naughty. I thought the constant attacks of the "zoomies" would have stopped by now, but no way.... she will be just sitting there, hanging out, then BAM! she's off zooming around the table
, then the couch then back to the table, then around my poor senior Yorkie, Spanky,..... then lurches to a stop to bite Mommy's toes. The only way I can catch her is to hold up her harness and say "Mango wanna go out with Mommy?". Then, still at full speed, she will dash wildly into her bag, going sooooo frickin' fast, the bag does a complete roll-over, Mango and all
.
Another one of her favorites is "reading" the newspaper. She then turns it into teeny, tiny shredded molecules. She tells me it's for security reasons. I do not believe her.
If I dare to reprimand her, she does this little dance if front of me.We call it the Mango Tango....
It's like she's taunting me and saying "I'm just toooo cute for myself, gotta wuv me, I'm da baby...
". Then I am reduced to just scooping her up and smooshing her to pieces...... sucker than I am.
