OK So I broke the news to Greg but he took it very maturely (which is not that fun)...he claims that the bully stick he ate was made out of achilles tendon, not from penis...he specifically indicated that he read that on the package...he said if thats a lie, he put penis in his mouth and he is not ashamed to admit to it unlike most heterosexual men...
he also wanted me to tell you all that "he is a man that loves Yorkies, is that not good enough?" hehehehe
Also he kindly offered to try any samples you may suggest on your shipping expense (he is firm about the original packaging tho)....hahahaha...