That was lucky! Let's begin thinking up excuses now for why you can't do these things.
1) You're allergic to toothpaste
2) Your vet said that eye boogies are contagious and you don't want your dog to catch them.
3) The last time you brushed a dog's teeth, two fell out.
4) You crazy psycho b****. You have @#%&*+* nerve asking me to do that!
5) Oh no! I won't be home on _________.
6) No. |