Dear Layla,
You are the prettiest girl ever. I like your pink hoodie, I think it's sexy. Also when your ball gets stuck in the water dish if you take your paw and dump your bowl over it will come out
Then you have to take the soggy ball and put it in your mommy's lap. It's super fun.
Love,
Simon Samuel
P.S. Hallie's jealous of your pink hoodie