She ate!
After trying honey, corn syrup, plain sugar, sugar water, apple juice, carob chips, yogurt chips, white chocolate chips (after reading that it was safe for dogs), yogurt, cottage cheese, hard cheese, vienna sausages, baby food, gatorade, peanut butter, etc..etc..etc..
She ate three little baby bites of McDonald's ice cream!!!
She's back on her princess pillow now, passed out, but at least I know she has a little sugar in her. No idea why I didn't think of ice cream before!? D'oh!