My MIL lives 7 hours away and we almost never see her. I haven't even told her about my dogs.

She's the type that thinks animals should be outdoors.. she hates animals in her house. So.... I'm thinking I'm not even going to bother to tell her how many fluff butts I have or how they live.

I took a small dog along once when we went to visit her and she wasn't thrilled.

(I DID ask first)
People think I'm a bit odd anyways.... so who cares???