Folks...we have breaking news in this case...Joey has confessed!
I knew something was in the wind...I could just smell it...oh wait...someone...well, nevermind.
I believe all of the news coverage of clelebrities behind bars made Jo nervous...he was on the verge of a breakdown...he couldn't take it anymore and he confessed this afternoon. Jo has put together a statement that he would like to share with you now. Jo...it's all yours...
Hey, this is Joey
. Look...it was like this...the cow had it comin'! I just couldn't take it anymore...the way he swished that tail around and stomped through the house and that annoying little squeak he made...he just kept asking 'Got Milk?'...and...well, I snapped! I'm sorry...he made me crazy, insane...yah, that's it...insane! I promise it won't happen again...please go easy on me...after all, it is my first offense and I do feel bad about it...I've been good up til now.
So, there you have it...remember folks, you heard it here first!