Surely not...At my house we are both guilty of all of the above
EXCEPT...I am crazy clean in the kitchen. Yes, the buggers are right at my feet hoping for a little morsel to drop, but if I touch them, I wash! Other than that, I am GUILTY as charged!
My daughter and her boyfriend are just as bad...He lets their pups clean his teeth after he eats--they love it--that is gross!
We have a "poop stance" puppy, too. Emmy just stand in the position until rescued if she has a piece of poop attached. I don't believe Oscar is going to care one way or the other! He is going to be just a ragtag, dirty, little boy and we are loving him!