I didn't know there was such a thing
...I am guilty of all the above x5, as I have 5 furbabies. When they all start giving kisses at once I have to stop them to come up for air every now and then. And yes I am guilty of pulling poo off a few butts barehanded myself. My Kylie will stay in the poo stance till someone comes to rescue her, when she has some stuck. When we were over my mother's house for a visit one time and she saw me do this I thought she was going to be sick, I was like mother this is no different than wiping a babies butt and somehow your finger slips into the poop, she disagrees.