That is too funny!
Sometimes I see people that I know in the stores - in the baby section, of course - and they're always like "I know you don't have a little girl...". Well, of course I do! I can't help it that she has four legs and fur!
I buy the cutest outfits and make them hers..... At least they don't think I'm incontinent - imcompetent, maybe, but....