I would rather be married to DONALD TRUMP! lolol
What can I say? I love to shop!
I'd get the tat.
There's no way in hell I would eat a roach!!
I'd prefer a non-potty trained Yorkie because with all of Trump's money, I'd hire several live-in nannies to clean up the accidents so I wouldn't have to deal with them.
And I'd definitely choose to never own a car because with Trump's money, I'd hire a driver to take me where ever I want to go!