What a fabulous thread! Here's my Mango's Bio:
1) She was born Nov 24 2006.
2) She was the same size as a soup can when we brought her home; she is now 3.5 lbs.
3) Mango owns her Mommy (that's me) and orders her around constantly, yapping at her heels if she doesn't listen.
4) Mango was completely toilet trained by 4 months. This seems to be the only thing she has learned properly.
5) Mango went to puppy school; she graduated bottom of the class {See post #4} (was probably passed on the cuteness factor alone).
6) Mango likes to read..... she does that every day and then turns the paper into molecules. She tells me if she eats a newspaper, she will absorb knowledge. I do not believe her.
7) Mango's favorite toy is her Mommy's toes. I tried spraying them with Bitter Apple, but Hubby complained about the smell.
8) Mango loves to garden..... especially indoors, where she regularly unpacks the potted plants.
9) Mango loves to give kisses, especially when Mommy is sleeping, so that her little tongue can scoop out the flies from her open mouth.
10) Mango is my favorite person in the entire world (she tells me she is NOT a dog
).