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Old 06-02-2007, 06:10 AM   #4
dukes
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Originally Posted by red98vett View Post
I think you need to review the YORKIE RULES of the house with your little guy (your yorkie ...and maybe your son too lol)

1. I will not play tug of war with Mommie's panties when she is on the toilet.
2. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
4. "Kitty Litter Crunchies" are not food.
5. I will not eat other dogs poop.
6. I will not lick human faces after failing pledge #4 or 5.
7. I will not eat the disposable diapers.
7. I will not chew on crayons, especially red ones or Mommie will think I'm hemorraging.
8. We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark everytime I hear one on TV.
9. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for Mommie's driver's license

that is so funny and true that the same time. don't for get to add no shredding up paper towels and tissue
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