Hee,hee..........ENJOY!!!
!cid_005f01c7a23e$ea351d50c20445@D70NSM91.gif The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. !cid_006101c7a23e$ea351d50c20445@D70NSM91.jpg Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! !cid_006701c7a23e$ea351d50c20445@D70NSM91.jpg
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. !cid_006901c7a23e$ea351d50c20445@D70NSM91.jpg