I love, love, love Little Johnny jokes! I've heard that one before but still laughed out loud at it! There's this one LJ joke that my SIL and I used to roll laughing over - that was about 20 years ago and to this day if one of us says "little johnny", we just crack up at our "inside joke". It's the one where everyone hates him.... his mom kicks him out of the house, the teacher sends him home from school, the policeman kicks him out of town.... it goes on forever and then has a really stupid surpise ending. Ever hear that one? I know, now someone's gonna want me to post it so I'll have think on it a little while and tell you later (IF you want to hear it)......