Hi Kathy,
This is a true story
You want to hear a story do you ?
well I will share one with you if you promise to keep it between you and me, as it could prove to be quite embarrassing to my Kassie, can you keep a secret
now.
When Kassie and I attended a family gathering or party
of sorts, of course there would be music
and dancing
, and I would dance
, yes, I knew how to do the two step
, well your going to have to use your imagination a little here, get a mental image of this in your mind, and what might help is if I ask, did you ever see a dog with worms as he/she drags their butts along the ground ? well this is what Kassie would do when I danced with someone, she would squat on her hind legs, and drag her little butt back and forth, all around us as we danced, it was the strangest, most rediculous thing I or any of my family, friends ever saw, I never laughed so much in my life, I only wish I had a camcorder at those times, I would have sent a tape to America's Home Video, and no, if your wondering, thinking Kassie may have had worms, that's a resounding no, I can only attribute this funny, odd behavior to a talented hiney, my Kassie
took lap dancing to a higher level
Butt Dancing 
Kathy, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Papi