Urgent sale required!! Black and tan yorkie, has her own teeth, goes by name of Gypsy Rose! New owner must have football skills of a high standard, have plenty of money to replace the footballs she bursts and own a house with garden the size of a football pitch. It is essential the Miss Gypsy Rose be served her main meal by 5pm or owner will be very sorry! Must be good runner to catch her when she runs in circles for an hour after the end of an hours walk!
Must carry tool kit to cut out the many branches and leaves etc that Miss Rose aquires on a normal walk through the woods - she is a gypsy girl and cannot be tamed.
She also leads a life of crime and steals from her own sister on a regular basis and also has been known to shoplift toys at yard sales.. however, she has managed to escape a prison sentence so far, although many local people are looking for this girl.
She has limitless energy so new owner must have too.
Good points..?! Well, now I think of it.. she's loving, friendly, interesting (bit too much!), extremely beutiful, comical .... and the love of my life!
ps you can try telephoning 000 000 000 but you'll have to be very lucky to catch me before I change my mind! Ana xx
