Is the moon full??
I had a trainer come to the house, and she was wonderful. She totally ignored sawyer while she talked to me, and when he settled down she began to work with him. I'm glad I had a good one, but I wish I could have seen your nut job!
The funny thing is, she is supposed to train you so you can train your dog. Did she ask you to lay on the floor and howl? Now that would have been one for Americas funniest home videos.