1. Remove film from box to load in camera.
2. Remove film from puppy's mouth & throw in bin.
3.Remove puppy from bin & brush coffee grounds from fur.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod, check flash & focus.
6. Find puppy & take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot & return to camera.
8. Forget about spot & crawl after puppy on knees with camera.
9. Focus with one hand, fending off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue & clean nose print off lens.
11. Put cat outside & bathe scratch on puppy's nose.
12. Put magazines back on coffee table.
13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy above your head.
14. Replace spectacles, checking them & camera for damage.
15. Put puppy back in designated spot.
16. Shout "No" & rush puppy outside, calling spouse to clean up mess.
17. Pour large drink & resolve to teach puppy "sit" & "stay" first thing in morning.
