Mommy bought a new dining woom table and chairs at an auction and Daddy wefinished it. Dey put it in da house dis weekend and now I'm not awwowed anywhere near it! Mommy puts me in da waundwy woom when she is not wif me to supervise me! She don't twust me at all since I ate da wall! I wost 4 baby teef dis week and she finks I might chew on da table wegs or da chair wegs! honestwy! Tan't a girl have any fun??? It's just a stupid table (grumbling sounds.......) Wuv, Wexy