Lol! This thread has become one of my favorites; almost every post on here has made me laugh.
Sadly, the culprit (or culprits -- I'm afraid that at this point the pups say it was a pack of 50 Great Danes that overpowered them and rampaged their buddy's box, lol) have not been apprehended. Poor things, they could have been killed by those vicious bandits.
So today I finally got myself to the store to replace the pilfered bones, and the box is now sealed and addressed. And actually I'm about to place it in the car. (Can't be too careful with those criminals still loose.) In the morning it shall be headed ???? Lol, this is so much fun!