 I laughed out loud
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say"
"Red................. cherry,"
"Yellow............. lemon,"
"Green............... lime,"
"Orange............. orange."
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said. "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometime call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"OH MY GOD!!!!! They're A**HOLES!!! |