Ok, I took the package to the PO and talked about the different rates. Priority was not much more, but I told them to ship it parcel post so it would take longer.

The guy kind of looked at me funny, but I just told him I wanted to make that certain someone wait and anticipate a bit longer....

I asked him if he got many request for SLOWER shipping and he just smiled and said NO!
So, someone down there is going to get a package pretty soon!
OK, it's south of Minnesota and West of Iowa....