 Beer, Wine, or Scotch???
On the first day of school,the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.Then the liquor- store owner's son brought up a big,heavy box.The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?"she guessed."No," the boy replied.She tasted another drop and asked,"Champagne?""No,"said the little boy."It's a puppy!"
Hope this brought a smile to your face!
Missy |