[miezzi]

Otay evweeone- here are my pet peeves!!

I weally don't wike it when mommie gives me a baff!!! I despise da baff!!! But its been mooch beddar since moomie's been givin me some tweats while in da tub!! But onwee when I quit wiggling!!!

I weally don't wike when I haff to wake up earwee in da morning!! See I am a night dooogie, not a morning doogie!! I wuv da days when mommie gets to sweep in!! But da days She has to go to work earwee, doesn't make me a happy camper. Den I hate eating in da morning. So I know mommie worrwies when she waeves that I don't eat. Mommie has to carry me outside and I wook at her wike-- I am not weady to peepee!!!!

Alsow- I weally don't wike when mommie and daddie weave and I don't get to go wiff them!! Makes me sad!! I shoor do wuv it when dey come home!!!!

I tink tats about it-- dere may be a few more, but dats all fur now!!!
Tanks fur wettin me vent!! hehe-- Weegie!!!!

PS-- when I figure out da other ones- I'll be shoor to wet you know--otay!!