[Passionfruition]

Deer evwy-won wid 4 wegs,

I'd wike to tell yoo dat it has weesently come to my attenchun dat most of us widdle dogs do not wike de followeeng:

- bewing bwushed
- bewing left behind
- messin wit my eerz
- roud, mean vakoom cweeners
- tempa'cher takin at da vet's office

I hier-by perpoze a PETition of all of us doggies to all ov our ownders to not do de above menchunded fings anymore. Okay?

I'll start.

Signed,

SUWWY!!!

P.S. My personal biggest pet peeve wood def'nitely be da horribel meen vakoom cweener. I awlso welly don't like da sqeaky newspaper toy dat mommy bought for me. It iz weerd and skares me. I awlso dont wike it wen daddy blows into his beer boddel and makes dat weerd music sound. I get all suspishus and bark ad him.