LOL This thread is hilarious!!
I was cracking up over some of those things...especially the keeping the house as warm in winter as it is in summer when you are complaining about it. I am so that way here, in the summer it will be freezing in my house and it's like "ah" and in the winter it can be warmer in my house than it was in the summer with the air conditioner on and I'm freezing and want it even warmer! Crazy how it works like that!