[Elisandra]

just posting some of the many jokes i get throught out the day i think i have a few more hold on ........


I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away
from her and I asked her not to do that. Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter
looked at me with
total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You
are so smart."
I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy
Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked
along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering
this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.


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