Well, I would have asked Morticia why she came to your house then if she knew that Bo was living there. I would have also told her that he's been infested with fleas, has ring worm, and might have been bit by a rabid coon the other day. Watch her get up and leave then!
Now, with Esmarelda, I would have told her, "Well, maybe when you get up there in age, your husband will be thinking the same about you. Go out to get the mail and keep on going." What a witch!
Dracula, sucks the life out of you! Evil and must be destroyed! Oh yeah, we're talking about your daughter's boyfriend. Put a little crucifix necklace around Bo's neck or on his collar....then...next time Dracula comes over, pick Bo up and sit next to Dracula on the couch...like real close to him...and then, just lay Bo across your lap kinda onto his. If Dracula flinches or tries to run away, bring out the stakes, hammer and garlic! Off with his head!!