Wexy, oh Wexy. You're super duper wucky!
Mummy went out of town da last day so I was wif my daddy at my grammys house! Daddy dought I was too nappy so grammy took da swissors and chopped off all my hair! Dey gave me da bath too wif a new champoo dey bought. It smelled yummy and I wiked it but when mummy came back fwom out of town, she fweaked out because mummy said I looked like da rat.
All my puppy hair ish gone and I wook weally, weally silver but ish okay. Dey all laughed at me wun around wif my bone.
I wanna smell ya Wexy! Purdy pwease?
<3 Fwed