last year my wonderful dh snuck out and took my car down the street, he had just come home from work, I had been painting the bathroom and he walks in and says
dh: "where's your car?"
me: I guess it's out there I havn't went anywhere today
dh: No it's not there
me: what?
so I go to the door and of course my car is gone, baffled i pick up the phone and call 911
dh is cracking up and proceeds to tell me to put it down "APRIL FOOLS"
911 calls back asking am I ok, I was pizzed but he got me don't think he can ever top that, but he trys |