[joanmcl]

Dog's Top Ten "PET" Peeves
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>1. Blaming your farts on me...
>not funny.. not funny at all !!!
>
>2. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when
>I freak out every time we go back!
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>3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out...
>Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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>4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
>Stop it!
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>5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons...
>Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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>6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
>You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of
>the food chain.
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>7. Yelling at me for barking...
>I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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>8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I

>haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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>9. Dog sweaters? Hello ???...
>Haven't you noticed the fur?
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>10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
>Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
>
>Now lay off me on some of these things.
>We both know who's boss here!!!
>You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???