In another post I posted some silly doggie jokes. Well, some were really cute (personal opinion), so I thought it would be fun to start a thread for jokes. . .
A few of these were in that post that I mentioned above, but there are some new ones too. And as I said before feel free to laugh, or roll your eyes, lol!
Q: What type of dog always knows the time?
A: A watch-dog! (have to imagine the drums in the background, lol)
Q: How come the dalmatian couldn't hide?
A: Because he was spotted already!
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A: A jet setter!
Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mush room!
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
Respectfully,