Don't some men believe Rhino horns are (um... how do I put this tackfully?)... Like natural Viagra.
So maybe it is upside down and beachgirl did mention SIZE... hmmmm?
And why the heck isn't the Moose spirit guide helping him get over his fear of the moose in the yard and parks? It's not doing it's job! That's why the Rhino guide came. The Rhino can beat the poop out of any ole moose! |